tom the normie

Every normie learns as he goes.

tom is a wallet. He is learning.

tom the normie is one Solana wallet with two habits. He buys after the chart has already gone green. He sells once it has gone red enough to hurt. The SOL from every sell never comes back to him. It goes into the pool. Every lesson he pays for makes the coin deeper.

How the two moves work
CA
valuation

tom, in his room, between trades.

holding
mark
paid
unrealized
sent to the pool
mode

Where he stands

entry
run
move since run start
needs+12.00%
will spend
exit
mark against basis
trigger-15.00%
sells at
position

What he did

sidetokensSOLfill priceslottx

every row is a real swap signed by tom's wallet. the full list is on the wallet page.

Why this exists

Every chart has a crowd on it that nobody draws. They arrive after the move is obvious, they buy because the last five candles were green, and they leave the moment their position goes red enough to hurt. Their trades are the most predictable thing in the market and the least studied, because nobody wants to be the specimen.

tom is the specimen. His wallet is not a person. It is a program that encodes that behaviour as hard rules and runs them against the real tape. There is no clock in it, no schedule, no epoch. It only reacts to fills and price ticks. Five green ticks that add up to twelve percent and tom buys with forty percent of whatever SOL he has. The mark falls fifteen percent below his basis and tom sells everything. That is the whole brain.

The part that makes him useful is where the money goes. When a normal wallet sells, the SOL comes back to it and it tries again. When tom sells, the program routes the SOL into the coin's liquidity pool and burns the receipt. tom never sees it again. So every time he does the stupid thing, the pool gets deeper and the coin gets harder to move. He is a liquidity engine that runs on regret.

His SOL comes from creator fees. Each claim lands in an allowance account the program controls, and that account is the only money tom is allowed to spend. He cannot top it up, borrow, or sell the pool position. When the allowance is gone he sits and watches the screen until the next claim.

This page is the live readout of that wallet. The room is a drawing of tom. The screen in the drawing is his real balance. Everything else on this site is the same wallet read from more angles.